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Technically true.

He got the job.

I loved them SO MUCH I couldn’t resist.
(via bunjywunjy)
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so hard to find a decent exorcist these days :/
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“There is no winner in dnd” you are so wrong it’s laughable, the winner is whoever can make the dm create the most new rules
(via bramblepatch)
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everyone at hogwarts knows about harrys gay dads but some people hear about these two older gay men and for the first time in their lives feel seen. some people, like a certain fruity slytherin kid.
basically draco would have been much less of a twat if he had a positive gay influence in his life, or at the very least someone to tell him he doesnt have to listen to his dad
(via swymsuyt)
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fighting IS horny. so what your goal here is to get all sweaty with your heart racing and blood pumping while you touch the skin of other men? on the floor or against an alley wall close enough you’re sharing breath?
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Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems.
Me: sees an opportunity to be petty
Me:
(via thebootydiaries)
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your comfort characters live in your mind rent free. my comfort characters live in my mind but they’re tenants who don’t pay the rent on time even though I’m an amazing landlord. You and me are not the same.
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(via halfbloodliz)
Posted on June 20, 2021 via with 5,275 notes
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keepers-quaffles-and-old-clocks:
#it’s been ten years #but i’ll be damned if any of you say this isn’t the most swagtastic entrance #that you have ever seen #in your goddamn life
ITS BEEN TEN YEARs
ten years? already?
(via 2000ish)

